Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Soon. She just called to say that she's back." Gong mo stood up and looked at his clothes.  I'll go back and change my clothes. 


  When Hu Zi threw the phone into the fish tank, the water had splashed all over her.


  "Yes." Sheng nanxuan picked up the turtle on the bench.  How do I buy a turtle? "


  Gong mo glanced at Hu Zi, who was looking at them. He was so scared that he hid in CEng Shuai's arms.


  "The fish I bought last time was crushed to death by him within two days. I don't want him to commit another sin," Gong mo said.


  Sheng nanxuan touched his chin.  won't it be even more evil if we kill the turtle? "


  Tortoises were a symbol of longevity. If Hu Zi killed them, he wouldn't dare to let Hu Zi raise any other small animals in the future.


  "Come, don't hug uncle CEng Shuai." Gong mo extended his hand to Hu Zi.  let's go home. 


Afraid you'll punish him