Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

At the entrance of the manor, Wu Lao er arrived.


  He rolled down the window and was about to hand in the invitation when the person at the door who checked the invitation said, "  old Sir, please get out of the car. Your car can't go in. There's a special car inside to take you to the villa. 


  Wu Lao er was stunned. He opened the door and got out of the car. A young man with greasy hair and powdered face followed.


  After checking the invitation, he brought the young man in.


  The bodyguard stopped him.  I'm sorry, old Mr. Wu. Your invitation can only allow one person to enter. 


  "This is my grandson." Second brother Wu frowned and said unhappily.


  "Only one person can enter with your invitation." The bodyguard insisted. He didn't even need to address her respectfully.
