Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Please come in," Tian Cheng turned around.


  The door was pushed open, and ding dang sneakily stuck her head in.


  When Tian Cheng saw this, her face darkened in anger.


  Ding dang walked over with a smile and said shyly, " "I'm sorry about Yingluo. I didn't mean it. Can you forgive me?"


  "What should I do if I don't forgive him?" Tian Cheng asked in a bad mood.


   I'm sorry, " ding dang lowered her head and said pitifully, " I don't know.  Then I'll keep begging you."


  Tian Cheng choked. She had never met such a shameless person!


  She turned her back to ding dang and picked up her phone to read a novel.


  "Then should I buy you an apology gift?" ding dang asked with her head lowered.


  Tian Cheng thought for a moment and turned around.  there's no need to buy a gift. Help me get some food. 


  "Food? OK! No problem!" Ding dang immediately went out.


  Tian Cheng snorted and continued to read her novel. After a while, ding dang really came up with a serving of food.


An apology