Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Back in the living room, she sat on the sofa and suddenly didn't know what to do.


  Hu Zi sat at the side with a nervous expression. After a long time, he saw that she wasn't looking for a book to read and looked at her in confusion.


  "Mom?" Hu Zi stood up and leaned on her shoulder.  mommy ... 


  Gong mo pulled him into his arms and asked, " "What's wrong?"


  "Yingluo, I should be the one asking you what's wrong."


   mommy, I was wrong, Yingluo.  Hu Zi struggled out of her arms, lifted the sofa cushion, took out the book, and handed it to her with both hands.


  Gong mo: " what's this brat doing? " Why did he put her book under the sofa?


  "Wuwuwu, I won't dare to do it again." Hu Zi buried his face in her arms pitifully.


  She put the book aside, picked him up, and asked, " "Are you unhappy that mom ignored you while she was reading?"


   Mhmm Mhmm.  Hu Zi lowered his head in embarrassment. After a while, he nodded and looked at her timidly.  mommy, I'm very good. 


There might be a bomb