Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Near noon, Yu Qingliu drove the car to the police station.


  "Are you planning to hand me over to the Chinese government?" Owen asked, frowning.


  Yu Qingliu glanced at him.  you're just a mercenary. Although you killed a lot of people, they were all on the battlefield. There's no right or wrong.  However, if I hand you over to the government, they might welcome you and recruit you as an instructor or something."


  Owen laughed, clearly not wanting to thank him.


  Yu Qingliu got out of the car and gave ding dang a call.


  After a while, ding dang rushed out, shouting-


  Yu Qingliu furrowed her brows and opened her arms to embrace her.


  The police cap on her head fell off, and he hurriedly caught it for her while scolding, " "You're the president's daughter now. Can't you be more mature? The 1000th daughter should act like she's the 1000th daughter. Don't embarrass your father."


Sheng nanxuan, I won't let you have an easy time!