Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

  Gong mo sniffled and let go of him. He wiped his tears with his hand and said, " "Mommy's fine, Yingluo."


  Hu Zi climbed onto her body and used his small hand to help her wipe it. "Mommy, don't be afraid. Daddy's here."


  Gong Mo's movements paused as tears gushed out of his eyes again.


  Hu Zi panicked. He turned to look at Sheng nanxuan and shouted anxiously, " "Daddy!"


  Sheng nanxuan put down his bowl and chopsticks. He held Gong mo in his arms with one hand and wiped her tears with a tissue with the other."I'll take care of these things. Don't cry, you'll scare Hu."


  Gong mo looked at Hu Zi and saw the worry on his face. He immediately pulled out a few more tissues to dry his tears and said, " "Mom is fine."


  Hu Zi heaved a sigh of relief and said to Sheng nanxuan,"Daddy, beat up the bad guys!"


  "Alright!" Sheng nanxuan nodded.  I'll kill all the bad guys so that they won't bully you and mom! 


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