Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

He stood up and stretched. He looked at the time and saw that it was eight in the morning.


  He touched Gong Mo's forehead and found that his fever had subsided.


  Hu Zi got up from his bed and took out a pair of socks."Wear!"


  "Alright," he said. Sheng nanxuan walked over and helped him put on his socks.


  Gong mo sat up and felt his head was heavy.


  Sheng nanxuan draped a coat over her and said, " "After you've had breakfast, I'll go home and pack your and Hu's clothes."


  Gong mo nodded. Hu Zi turned around and looked at her. "Mom ~"


  She lowered her head and kissed him. Seeing that he was in a much better mood, she heaved a sigh of relief.


  After breakfast, Sheng nanxuan poured some water for Gong mo to take his medicine.


  Hu Zi sat at the side and stared blankly, his face full of fear.


  "It's your turn!" Sheng nanxuan looked at him.


   I'm not eating, I'm not eating!  Hu Zi muttered as he burrowed into the blanket to hide.


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