Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

 mom ...  Hu Zi looked at Gong mo.  I want to eat. 


  Sheng nanxuan picked up his drink. Gong mo called out, " "You can't!"


   the milk in this place is too good.  Gong mo frowned and his tone was full of distrust.


  "Let him have a taste and see if he likes it." The little guy only drank baby milk powder and had never drunk milk before.


  Hearing this, Gong mo nodded and observed Hu Zi's reaction carefully.


  Hu Zi took a sip and immediately spat it out. He said to Sheng nanxuan, " "It doesn't taste good, Yingluo."


  Sheng nanxuan put down the milk.  then you can only watch mom eat.   


  "That one!" Hu Zi pointed at the French fries in Gong Mo's hands, then at the chicken wings and hamburgers.  that, that! 


  Gong mo put down the French fries and wiped his hands with a tissue."Mommy's not eating anymore."


I'll kill you to avenge my master