Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Yu Qingliu paused,"sure, I'm sad." You're always so cocky."


  "But that's not what I wanted to say," Yu Qingliu laughed.


  "What's that?" Sheng nanxuan raised his eyebrows.


  "I'm talking about Gong Mo's period. You should pay more attention to it. If it's abnormal, you can look for me or the gynecologist. Women, that's the key to reflecting her physical condition."


  Sheng nanxuan smiled.  uncle, aren't you a doctor? You're embarrassed to say this?"


  Gong mo glared at him with a red face.


  Yu Qingliu laughed,"I'm afraid your wife will be embarrassed!" Look, isn't she blushing?"


  Gong mo stood up, carried Hu Zi and walked out, " "You two can continue quarreling."


  Sheng nanxuan hurriedly followed him out.


  Yu Qingliu shouted,"be careful of birth control!" If you get her pregnant, you'll have to collect her corpse!"


  Sheng nanxuan had just left the room. He grabbed the phone on the secretary's desk and threw it in.


I still want to give you a second child