Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

 there are others who say that to you?!  King shouted.


  "You're really a killer weapon for gay men! Gay men are straight for you, so girls should be bent for you."


  “gay？”Yu qinghuan looked at him and nodded. She remembered the last time she went to the shadow Castle and heard him working with Sheng Dongyi.


  "Becoming straight means that you don't like men anymore."


   Yingluo.  how could she say this so calmly, even in an academic tone? King nodded with a complicated expression.  "You're really good at understanding, Yingluo."


   when are you going to hand Sheng Dongyi over to me? " Yu qinghuan asked.  I'll kill him. 


  "Yingluo, I didn't come here to discuss this with you." King was speechless. Sheng Dongyi was undergoing hellish training and was planning to become an excellent assassin.


So it was you who took it away!