Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Yu Qingliu and Yu xinzhuo: " Yingluo.  she seemed to be scolding them.


  Yu Xinran silently munched on melon seeds. This was none of her business. If she were to get married and have children, she would definitely spend the new year at her husband's house.


  "Then I'll give birth next year?" Yu Qingliu asked.


  Wu surong glared at him,"there are still three months before the wedding, be careful!" If you do something wrong, you won't be able to do it again if you miss this opportunity!"


  "Yes, yes, yes, Zhenzhen!" Yu Qingliu hurriedly nodded.


  Wu surong paused and suddenly laughed, " "But if time is tight, I'll really be able to hold a grandson next year."


  "It's not like you haven't had a grandson before! Was there a need to be so anxious? It's so tiring to hold a wedding. What if you get pregnant now and have a miscarriage?"


  Wu surong picked up an orange and smashed it on his head,"Do you know how to talk? Don't you know how to say something auspicious?"


Let's hold a wedding ceremony too