Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"I'll make him some meat porridge tomorrow," Gong mo turned around and said.


  "He even thinks that the meat in the meat porridge is too small!" Sheng nanxuan said.


  As soon as he finished speaking, the door closed.


  He turned around and saw that Gong mo had left.


  He sighed in disappointment and poked Hu Zi's face."Mom doesn't want us anymore."


  Hu Zi was stunned. He turned his head and saw that his mother was gone!


  Sheng nanxuan was speechless.  I'm just joking. Yingluo, you eat first. 


  He picked up the bowl of porridge and brought a spoonful to Hu's mouth.


  Hu Zi shook his head and cried until he was out of breath."Meat ..."


  Sheng nanxuan was speechless.  do you want a mother or meat? " he asked.


  "We're finished! Your mother's weight in my heart is not as high as her meat!"


Your mother's weight in my heart is less than meat