Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

  "You're so dirty! Don't teach the child the wrong things!" She called out with a red face.


  Hu Zi sat on the ground and shouted,"dirty dirty dirty dirty"


  "Wuwuwu!" Hu Zi shook his head and broke free of her hand, looking at her unhappily.


  "What are you being dirty about?" Gong mo asked angrily, his face red.


  Hu Zi raised the toy in his hand, which was a long train-


   little train ~ wuwuwu ~"he said innocently.


  Gong mo,"Xuanji is so tired, I won't dare to be so dirty in the future."


  The next day, Gong Bai went to the Yu family to look for Yu Xinran, but he was stopped at the gate of the villa area.


  After waiting for a while, the security guard refused to let him in, so he had to call Yu Xinran.  "Then I'll go back first."


  "Where are my things?" Before he came, she had asked him to buy her food.


He is not that kind of person!