Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"So you're afraid of being embarrassed?" Yu Xinran complained.


  "I'm not afraid of losing face." Min Ling looked at her.  I don't care what others say about me, but I care what others say about you! I don't want you to suffer any criticism or grievances, understand?"


  Yu Xinran paused and suddenly trembled. He felt that he had gone crazy!


  Min Ling had always been doing this for her own good. How could she stoop so low?


  She cried and threw herself into Min Ling's arms,"mom, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."


  Min Ling took a deep breath and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes."Alright, it's good that you understand everyone's intentions. Let the gong family come to propose marriage."


  Yu Xinran suddenly raised her head and looked at her in surprise.


  "I've never thought of stopping you from marrying him," she said with a bitter smile. It's just that Yingluo did something wrong, so we have to learn a lesson!"


Let the gong family propose marriage