Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"You ... I really owe you! I'll serve you every day!" Hu Yinghong went to the kitchen, and soon returned with a bowl of dumplings.


  Gong Jie took a bite and vomited again.


  After she was done vomiting, Hu Yinghong looked at her sternly.  "It looks like it's true. Whose child is it?"


  Although Hu Yinghong had been in Beijing for more than a month, she didn't know much about Gong Chang's private life. She had no idea who Wu Li was.


   he's my ex-boyfriend. You don't know him.  Gong Ying drank some water and continued eating the dumplings.


  "I'm afraid you've been here for two months, right? Does he know?" Hu Yinghong asked worriedly.


  "I just found out, how would he know?"


Gong Bai returns home