Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

  Tian Cheng only woke up two hours later.


  "What do you think?" his aunt asked anxiously. Are you thirsty?"


  Tian Cheng looked at her.  mom, " she said.  I'm still alive? "


  "Of course you're still alive!"  are you in pain? " his aunt cried.


   it hurts, Yingluo!  Tian Cheng cried.  it hurts, Yingluo! 


  "Don't cry, don't cry. Mommy's here." Her younger aunt hugged her head.


  Her arms, legs, and ribs were all broken, so little aunt didn't dare to touch her other parts.


  Tian Cheng gritted her teeth and said,"it's gong Qianqian's mother!" Quickly call the police! Catch her!"


  "What's wrong with her? She pushed you down?" Little aunt asked anxiously.


  Tian Cheng shook her head.  it's not ran ran. She tricked me into her house and wanted to get someone to rape me. 


Why Don't You Just Die!