Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "How are we going to sell the house here?" His aunt asked.


  Tian Cheng thought for a moment and said,'whether it's handed over to an agent or posted online, the buyer has to look at the house if he's interested. You're here, there's nothing you can do, Yingluo."


  "I'm not worried about leaving it to cousin, but I'm afraid she'll buy it behind our back!"


  "It can't be!" Little aunt was shocked.


  "Even if she doesn't know how to do it, cousin-in-law might have arranged it," Tian Cheng scoffed. Cousin-in-law is a person who would go crazy when he meets cousin."


  Little aunt poked her on the head, " "What nonsense are you spouting?"


   ah-" Tian Cheng yelped in pain.  be gentler!  Fortunately, my spine wasn't injured. Otherwise, your stab would have made my head fall to the ground!"


   you ...  little aunt's eyes widened as she imagined the scene. She was shocked.


I'll be sending you to kindergarten in a few days