Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Simon was also very happy. He ran behind Hu every day, shouting,""Hu Zi! Hu Zi! Call me uncle!"


  "Didn't I just call you that?" Hu Zi said gloomily.


   Hu Zi ~ hehe hehe!  Simon was happy to see him.


  Hu Zi held his forehead helplessly and said like an adult,""Don't call me Hu Zi in the future."


  "What?" Simon looked at him in confusion.


  "Call me Yiting! Sheng Yiting! You must call him by his full name!"


  After almost two months in kindergarten, he began to understand that his nickname would be a joke if it was revealed. It's fine if you called him that in the past, but from now on, Yingluo, change it all for me!


  "Yiting!" Simon nodded, not fully understanding. I'm your uncle!"


  "Yingluo knows." Hu Zi looked up at the sky helplessly.


  However, many years later, Simon forbade him from calling him uncle. Because uncle sounded so old, how could he pick up girls?


My wife has never been so beautiful