Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    After a while, everyone had selected their songs and the waiter brought in drinks and beer.


  Tian Cheng had just eaten too much popcorn and was feeling thirsty. She took two large glasses of fruit juice and drank them.


  "Tian Cheng, it's your turn!" The classmate passed the microphone to her.


  She recognized the song and shouted,"who ordered it?" How am I supposed to go up to such a high pitch?"


  "Why can't we go up? It might even be better than the original!"


  Tian Cheng had no choice but to sing two songs in a row, both of which were high notes.


  The next song was, and she begged for mercy, " "I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore, Yingluo, I feel like my throat is going hoarse!"


  She shoved the microphone back to her classmate and took another big gulp of her drink.


Chapter 1082-scheming against Tian Cheng