Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

     "Am I not gentlemanly enough?" Zeng Shuai shouted, " I didn't do anything to you. 


   you ...  Tian Cheng's eyes widened in anger. He didn't do anything to her?


  "I didn't even go in." Zeng Shuai mumbled in a low voice.


   ah-" Tian Cheng screamed, grabbed a pillow, and hit him like crazy.


  "Alright, alright, alright! I was wrong!" Zeng Shuai lifted the quilt and got out of bed.


  When Tian Cheng saw his naked butt, she turned her head away and buried her face in the blanket.


  He picked up his pants and put them on, then said in a low voice, " "I'll take responsibility, okay?"


  "You wish!" Tian Cheng raised her head and roared.


  Zeng Shuai looked at her deeply, then opened the door and went out.


  Tian Cheng hugged the blanket tightly and started crying.


  She couldn't believe that she was the woman who had gone crazy yesterday.


  Should she be thanking him for not taking advantage of her?


I'll take responsibility for you, okay?