Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

     sure ~ you can commit suicide.  Sheng Dongyi said.


  Sheng nanxuan glared at him and clenched the gun in his hand.


  "Two more minutes." Sheng Dongyi looked at the time bomb on Gong Mo's chest.


  "Oh ..." Gong mo looked at Sheng nanxuan excitedly. Don't believe him! He had already thrown the remote control away!


  "I don't believe you," Sheng nanxuan said, " unless you hand Gong mo over to me first! 


  "I don't believe you either!" Sheng Dongyi roared, " unless you die first! 


  Sheng nanxuan raised his hand and threw the gun into the sea.  "Shoot."


  Sheng Dongyi looked at him, his fingers twitching nervously. He suddenly laughed."Okay, I'll shoot, Yingluo."


  As he spoke, he prepared to shoot Gong mo.


  Once Gong mo died, Sheng nanxuan would definitely pounce on him. By then, the bomb would have exploded. If he didn't let go of Sheng nanxuan, they would both die together!


  But if he pulled out his gun and shot Sheng nanxuan ...


This mother is really too young!