Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

     "Oh." Tian Cheng indicated that she had heard him.


  "If you're hungry, you can eat it." Zeng Shuai sighed and went to her bedroom to sleep.


  At three O 'clock in the middle of the night, Tian Cheng crawled into bed. Zeng Shuai opened his eyes to look at the time and pulled her into his arms."You're really early today."


  Tian Cheng turned off the lights and kissed him on the cheek.  "The supper is delicious, thank you."


  Zeng Shuai grabbed her hand and hugged her tightly. He kissed her on the neck.


  He'd rather she didn't say thank you and give him something else.


  He sighed in his heart and felt a little tired, but he was reluctant to let go.


  The next morning, he got out of bed quietly while she was sleeping soundly.


  He took her keys and went out. He went to the Pet Shop to pick up the dog, then ran in the garden downstairs.


  After he came back, he fed the cats and dogs, cleaned the house, and made breakfast.


What gift did mom prepare?