Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "This is good!" Gong mo agreed,"Yiting can keep me company.  They're about the same age, so they can improve each other."


  "I'll be thankful if you don't lead Yiting astray!" Shan Rong said helplessly.


   that won't happen ~"Gong mo smiled.  Yiting has a big plan. If not for nanxuan and I holding him back, he would have long turned the world upside down! I'm afraid that Yiting will lead Simon astray."


  Dan Rong thought for a moment and said,"but your dad is busy and can't leave." If he doesn't agree to let me go with him, I'll have to leave Simon to you. That'll be so troublesome."


I'm relieved to have Yiting around