Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Why is your mouth so sweet?" Sheng Yiting asked.


  "What about me?"  Who am I? " Simon leaned over.


   uh, hehe.  Lu Song looked at him and was stuck.


  "This is Uncle Simon," Sheng Yiting said.


  "Uncle Jue, uncle Jue?" Lu Song looked at him in a daze. This person was shorter than brother Yiting, so why did he call him uncle?


   hahaha ...  Sheng Yiting patted his head and handed him to Simon.  he's uncle! 


  Sheng Yiting looked at his father's confused face and thought that he must have suffered the same fate as him when he was young.


  "Brother Yiting," Another voice was heard.


  The voice was gentle and melodious. It was the voice of a girl.


  Sheng Yiting turned around and saw a little girl in a pink dress with two ponytails. Her height only reached his shoulder.


  Lu duo broke into a smile and looked at him, " "Brother Yiting has really grown taller."


  "You haven't seen me in a long time." Sheng Yiting said helplessly.


Are you hitting on a girl?