Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "You just ate it, aren't you afraid of getting fat?" Ye Zi asked.


   what? "Tong Siyao asked back," if I get fat, you won't be friends with me anymore? "


   uh, Yingluo, you know that I'm obsessed with looks. I do need to consider it. 


  Ye Zi took a look at the cake Sheng Yiting bought and said, " "How about this, you eat the one I bought and I'll eat the other half."


  Tong Siyao was stunned. She thought of the sky-high price of the private kitchen she had eaten yesterday and asked,""What brand of cake did you buy, Mr. Sheng?"


   the name 'Yu family hotel' is printed on the packaging. It must be made by the chef there ~ the desserts there are indeed top-notch and very expensive. 


  In the morning, Sheng Yiting sent Sheng shuangxue to school. The damaged car was still under repair, so he drove a new one.


Great-grandfather is sick