Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    She sat on the stool and stared at Yu Zhengming without blinking.


  She remembered that he had no wrinkles at that time.


  She reached out and gently held his dry hand.


  His hands were full of wrinkles, like dried tree bark, but his body temperature was higher than hers. She slowly felt his pulse and guessed that Yingying's days were numbered.


  The sound of footsteps came from outside the door, but Yu qinghuan didn't pay much attention to it, because it might not necessarily be for this Ward.


  Yu Zhengming's hand suddenly moved. She was shocked and quickly stared at him.


  He was still lying there quietly, showing no signs of waking up.


  Yu qinghuan held his hand and became very nervous, not knowing what to do.


  Suddenly, the footsteps outside stopped. It was right at the door!


  She gently put down Yu Zhengming's hand, got up, and ran to the window. She opened the window and nimbly jumped out.


I might be overthinking