Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Tong Siyao raised her head and stammered,"O-okay, Zhenzhen."


  Sheng Yiting snorted,'why are you so honest? It was my fault last time, I don't blame you."


  Tong Siyao remembered the scene last time and suddenly felt nervous. She asked, "  is Yingluo your girlfriend? "


  "Why do you think so?" Sheng Yiting had a strange look in his eyes.


  She lowered her head and whispered,"you two are very compatible, Yingluo."


  Yingluo didn't want to be a good match for grandma, okay?


  She raised her head and asked,"will she misunderstand if you meet me like this?" Otherwise, in the future, I'll ..."


  "She's not!" He hurriedly said, " it's just a relative in my family. He's older than me. 


   ah, Yingluo.  Tong Siyao was slightly stunned.  is that so? "


  "I'm back because of great-grandfather's serious illness." He nodded.


  "Oh." She nodded and sipped her coffee.


   I don't have a girlfriend, " Sheng Yiting looked at her.  I don't have one. 


She can be quite cute sometimes