Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng Yiting had just stepped on the stool and almost fell off when he heard that.  Come again next year?


  It's over. If anyone were to see this, they would definitely think that their family couldn't even afford couplets.


  Sheng Yiting stood on the bench and took the couplets from Gong mo.


  Sheng shuangxue shouted behind him,"not straight!" A little to the left, a little to the left."


  Sheng Yiting moved his hand a little to the left, and she called again, "  there's too much. A little to the right, right! 


  After a few minutes, Sheng Yiting's hands were tired. He asked, " "The paste has dried, haven't you fixed it yet?"


  Sheng shuangxue's face turned serious. Wait until it's completely dry before refreshing again!"


  Sheng Yiting knew that she was taking revenge. She was unhappy that he had called her handwriting ugly.


Really a little devil