Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

     Sheng Yiting's phone rang as he spoke.


  It was Tong Siyao. He said to Sheng shuangxue, " I'll take this call first. 


  Sheng shuangxue snorted and pushed him away.


  He turned around and picked up the call.


  "Have you had dinner?" asked Tong Siyao.


  "I just ate. Shuangxue is dragging me out to play."


  "What's wrong?" Sheng Yiting was puzzled.


  "I'm at the airport, ran ran." Tong Siyao said in a low voice.


  Sheng Yiting's eyes brightened, and he said ecstatically, " "I'll be right there!"


  He hurriedly went back to his room to get his keys and coat, and then left the house.


  Sheng shuangxue shouted,"what about me?" Have you forgotten about me?"


  "I'm going to pick up your sister-in-law. What are you going to do?" Sheng Yiting said rudely.


  Sheng shuangxue sat on the sofa in a Huff.   I've decided. I'm going to like sister Duoduo and not that sister-in-law I've never met before! 
