Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng nanxuan kissed her on the cheek lovingly. He got up and went to the kitchen to pour her a glass of water, only to find that the breakfast in the kitchen had not been touched.


  The nanny lived upstairs and would come to make breakfast every morning.


  He returned with the water and said to Gong mo, " "Yiting and shuangxue are not up yet."


  Gong mo was stunned. He took a sip of water and licked his lips."Yiting, no way? He has so much self-control, he doesn't slack off at all."


  "The breakfast in the kitchen hasn't been touched."


  Gong mo thought for a moment and laughed,"he must have gone to find his girlfriend." We can eat together, why do we have to eat at home?"


  "You speak as if you have a lot of experience." Sheng nanxuan laughed.


   I'm experienced! I wonder who ate my breakfast!  Gong mo snorted.


  Sheng nanxuan lowered his head and whispered in her ear, "  didn't I pay you breakfast for the rest of my life? "


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