Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng Yiting blushed at the thought of that box of condoms.


  "What's wrong?" Tong Siyao was shocked. Did you catch a cold?"


  They were all feeling guilty, what did it have to do with a cold? Facing her caring eyes, his face turned even redder. His mind was filled with random thoughts, and he couldn't help but pant.


  Tong Siyao was even more worried. He was panting. Did he have a high fever?


  She reached out and touched his forehead. He was so frightened that he quickly grabbed her hand."Don't touch it!"


  His mind was filled with indecent thoughts now. Being touched by her, he was going to die!


  Tong Siyao touched his burning skin and said anxiously, " "You have a fever? Have you gone to see a doctor?"


  "No, no, no, it's not hot! Let's go first!" Sheng Yiting shook her off and started the car in a hurry.
