Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    A little blood splattered, and the snake's body fell back onto the branch, hanging there. The snake's head had already flown off somewhere.


  The people who passed by had all disappeared.


  Not long after, gunshots were heard from the forest.


  After a few gunshots, everything returned to normal.


  Near a small wooden house, Queen hid behind a stone and held the headset on her head.  "Silver Fox, get ready to rescue them. Chameleons, cover them. Wolf King, blow up this place! Neo and Angel, look out for a way out!"


   okay.  everyone's relaxed voice came from the headphones.


  Queen raised her gun and aimed ahead.


  After a while, an enemy appeared in his line of sight.


  She kept her gun on the other party until she heard Silver Wolf's voice.  "Done!"


  She pulled the trigger and killed the enemy.


  In the next second, gunshots were heard.


  Queen flipped over the rock and walked towards the cabin.


I'll take 30 billion