Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "How long will it take to get a result?"


  "That's someone else's military base. We can't rush it. In order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, please let us take it slow." Judy paused for a moment.  at most half a year. Don't worry, I won't run away with the money."


  "I'll transfer the deposit to your account later," the president said, heaving a sigh of relief.


  After they left, Silver Wolf said, " the deposit is thirty percent. One person already has 1.5 billion. It's better to just take the money and run away! 


  "You don't want the remaining 3.5 billion?" Neo glanced at him and cursed, " you're so good! 


  "But this time, it feels very dangerous. Look at the Queen, raising flags every day, dying all day long."


  "Pei Pei Pei!" The chameleon shouted, " her period is here and she's not in her right mind. You're also making a fuss with her? "


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