Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng Yiting left before dawn, so Yao LAN and Tong silu did not know that he was here.


  Tong silu had to go to school while Yao LAN had to go to work. Tong Siyao was worried about them and didn't want them to go out. However, it was impossible for her to stop Tong silu from going to class for no reason. He could try to persuade Yao LAN, but she would not listen!


  She sat at work, so her leg injury was not a big deal. She had taken half a day off yesterday morning and went to work in the afternoon.


  Tong Siyao didn't know what to do with her, so she could only let her go.


  In the end, only Tong Siyao was left at home.


  Tong Siyao washed the dishes for breakfast and went to the market to buy vegetables. She was almost hit by a tricycle.


  It was common to see such a scene in a crowded market. But she felt that it was that person's arrangement.


  She quickly bought the ingredients and ran home in fear, almost getting hit by a flower pot on the way.


I'll split it, alright?