Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng Yiting dialed Tong Siyao's number. This time, she picked up quickly, which more or less comforted his recently tormented heart.


  "I'm working on it." Tong Siyao said, " we have a late lunch here. 


  "Yes, I know."  what did you do? " Sheng Yiting asked.


  Tong Siyao stared at the ingredients and listed them one by one. After she finished, she asked, " "Have you eaten?"


  "Yes." Sheng Yiting replied carelessly. He was more concerned about another question.  when are you coming back? "


   tomorrow. I've already bought the plane tickets. We'll leave in the morning. 


  Sheng Yiting was relieved and asked, " "What time are you getting off? I'll pick you up."


  "No need. You should be very busy tomorrow, right? I'll go find you after I get off the plane."


  Sheng Yiting paused for a moment. He felt uneasy. He wanted to insist on his opinion, but he was afraid that they would quarrel again after their argument a few days ago.


You're not happy about your birthday?