Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    She couldn't remember anything, only one thought: Good hit!


  Ye Zi rushed over and shouted at Simon, " "Why are you hitting me? Are you still a man?"


  "She can't be considered a woman!" Simon glared at Tong Siyao, turned around, and got into the car. He shouted at the driver, " "Start the car!"


  He didn't have the concept of not hitting women, because he had encountered many female assassins and female spies over the years. If he didn't make a move, he would have lost his life long ago!


  Besides, Tong Siyao was his junior, a junior who had hurt his nephew. He didn't feel any pressure in educating her.


  Of course, if it was a female companion or girlfriend, he would still be tender and protective. It was just that no one had the luck to enjoy his tenderness yet.


  Simon sent Sheng Yiting home, and he slept all the way until the next morning.


  He walked out of the room in a daze and saw that everyone was having breakfast.


Living a drunken life is a coward's behavior