Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "He's here to make you stay?" Tong silu asked in a low voice.


  Tong Siyao knocked on her head.  "Children shouldn't meddle in adults 'Affairs!"


  Tong silu cried and pounced on Yao LAN."Mother! I'm going to die!"


  "Don't talk nonsense!" Yao LAN called out.


  Tong Siyao suddenly thought of what she had just said. She grabbed Tong silu and asked, " "You're here for that?"


  Tong silu lowered her head, blushing, and nodded slightly.


  Tong Siyao smiled and flicked her forehead.  "What are you being shy for? I've been here since I was in fifth grade, but you never came. I thought you were malnourished."


  Yao LAN said to Tong Siyao,"you're too mature for your age!" Alright, you teach her, I'll go cook."


  Tong Siyao nodded, closed the door, and taught Tong silu in a low voice.


What if I'm pregnant?