Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "When have you ever not taken a fancy to eight to ten men?" Shan Rong looked at him suspiciously.


  Simon broke out in a cold sweat. In his mother's eyes, how much of a womanizer was he?


  He argued,"this is different!" If there's no problem, I'll set my mind on her in the future. In the future, there won't be anyone else but her!"


  "You're serious?" Shan Rong was shocked.


  Shan Rong heaved a sigh of relief and said to the heavens,  the heavens finally heard my prayers. I thought you were going to stay in this world forever! 


  "You prayed?" Simon broke out in a cold sweat.


  "Yeah? Ever since you started to do evil things, I was afraid that you couldn't settle down! How could he do that? How infatuated is your dad? You're making me worry!" I'm worried that you've only inherited that person's terrifying ability!


  Simon sweated,"I just didn't meet the right person, ran ran."


   don't you know how to wait before we meet?! 


I'm going to court my wife