Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "That's good," Yao Lei heaved a sigh of relief. I'll f * ck you!"


  "What's the matter?" the president asked.


  He shook his head and said,"I wanted to say that I still have a lot of notes that are useful." However, you should have seen it. That's good too, otherwise it'll be a pity to lose it. "


  It was the notes he left behind that allowed them to create the Yao Lei.


  It wasn't just useful. It was very useful!


  The president grabbed his hand and said in a choked voice, "  the country is grateful to you! 


  No one spoke. There was a photographer beside them, and he could only silently remember this scene.


  The next day, Yao Lei returned to Beijing with everyone.


  The president wanted to arrange for someone to show him around the capital. When he saw Sheng Yiting beside him, he asked, " "Are you free?"


  Sheng Yiting was speechless. The president was being too polite!


History from a thousand years ago