Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Don't think that just because there are three women in the house, I won't notice that one person is missing!"


  "Are you pregnant?" Yao LAN stared at her.


  Tong Siyao put down her hand in frustration and nodded. She knew that she could not hide it. Since Yao LAN had asked, she decided not to hide it anymore.


  Yao LAN took a deep breath and asked nervously,"Is it ran ran or Sheng Yiting?"


  "I don't want to talk about Yingluo." Tong Siyao shouted in frustration.


   isn't that the case?!  Yao LAN exclaimed.


  "No matter what, I want Yingluo to give birth to him by herself." Tong Siyao said in a low voice, " so don't ask who it is. I won't tell you. 


  "You ..." Yao LAN was stunned. She stood up and returned to her room.


  She hurriedly followed after her,"mom-"


  "Sin!" Yao LAN said as she sat on the bed. One or two of them were like this!


Give this to Sheng Yiting