Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng Yiting was going to work in Nanjiang for three years. Before he left, Gong mo wanted to invite everyone to have a meal together to bid him farewell.


  He said, " I'm on a job transfer. It's not like I'm not coming back. What's there to see off? "


  "But you're going to be gone for three years ..."


  "I'll be back on vacation." Sheng Yiting frowned.


  Lu duo was still in the capital. If she really wanted to treat everyone to a meal, she would definitely come. He didn't want to see her at all.


  Seeing that he was getting impatient, Gong mo pursed his lips and compromised, " "Alright then, Yingluo, let's call Simon for a meal."


  Gong mo glanced at him and sighed, " "You're fine over there alone. Don't make me worry."


  "Do I dare to make you worry?" Sheng Yiting said helplessly. Dad will beat me to death!"


  "It's good that you know!" Gong mo glared at him.


I'm not someone he can afford to offend