Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Simon watched her walk into the living room, then went to the bathroom gloomily.


  He looked at himself in the mirror-frowning, he was not handsome at all!


  He frowned and suddenly felt relieved.  She must love me so much that she woke up early in the morning to make breakfast!


  Simon was instantly overjoyed. He washed his hands and went out. Xin Rong, who was sitting at the small table, called out to him, " "Come over and eat. I didn't know what you liked to eat, so I just made some."


  She didn't know how to cook Chinese food, but she did know how to cook some Simple Western food. So, she made two cups of coffee and two sandwiches.


  Simon had always eaten these, so he didn't feel anything wrong.


  He sat opposite her and sized her up as he ate.


  She didn't seem to feel any discomfort about what happened last night-she didn't reminisce about it, she didn't feel embarrassed, as if it was natural.


Are you not satisfied with my performance?