Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Simon watched the taxi drive away and dazedly reached out his hand. Wait a minute! Girls! What do you mean by giving it to me? I'm a man, I don't need you to send me!


  He felt that his past few years of playing around with women was just a dream. Otherwise, he wouldn't be unable to even handle a woman who had just had her first time!


  He was actually an innocent young man now!


  Simon tossed and turned the entire night, unable to fall asleep. He had many, many plans in his heart. The next morning, he went to Xin Rong's house to wait for them.


  Xin Rong walked out of the district and saw his car parked on the side of the road. Beside the car stood two tall and handsome men. One was Chinese and the other was a foreigner.


  She really wanted to tell him that the aura was not reflected by the bodyguard's car, but by the person himself.


You're a woman, can't you be more reserved?