Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

       Xin Rong nodded and threw the bag to Simon.  &quot;Xiao-Yan-Zi, keep up!&quot;


  &quot;What Xiao-Yan-Zi?&quot; Simon was stunned and ran over to protest. If you don't like to call me by my Chinese name, you can call me Simon.&quot;


  &quot;That's so strange.&quot; Xin Rong's eyes darted around and she threw him a flirtatious look. She leaned closer and said in a seductive voice, &quot; what's our relationship? The others are called Simon, and I'm also called Simon. It doesn't show anything special about me. Why don't you let me call you second fire?&quot;


  Xin Rong sat up a little and looked at him with a meaningful smile.


  Simon was enraged by her smile and pounced on her like a Wolf.


  She had just pulled the clothes off when someone suddenly knocked on the door.


  Simon was stunned and turned his head to look.


  The doorknob was twisted a few times, and Lacy's voice was heard.&quot;Xin Rong?&quot; he asked.


I wanted to do it myself