Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Simon went to pick up the lunchbox from the crew, but she didn't take it when he handed it to her. He nudged her. "Why are you in a daze? It's time to eat."


  Xin Rong looked at him.  I'm thinking about how many women you've slept with in the past. Do you want to make a list for me? "


  Simon was both guilty and shocked. He asked in a daze, " "What do you want this for?"


  Without waiting for her answer, he immediately swore, " "I'm just putting on a show with them, and I've cut off all ties with them, so don't take it to heart. In the future, I will definitely only have you!"


  Xin Rong looked disappointed as he opened the lunchbox.  "Wouldn't it be better to keep them in the backyard? I can look at them when I'm free, it's a pleasure to look at!"


   Yingluo, what's the nature of my girlfriend? All in the backyard? Didn't she know that the backyard would catch on fire?


It's my sister's birthday in two days