Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    The depressing thing was that America and China had turned black into white. Tong Siyao had to pay attention to the weather in Beijing every day and video call Yao LAN in the morning. It happened to be at night in China.


  Sometimes, she would post photos-she would take them during the day and send them back in the middle of the night, lying to Yao LAN that she had just taken them.


  With this, Tong Siyao felt like a spy every day. It was so tiring! He simply brought this upon himself!


  She wanted to stay for a few days before leaving for a country that had no time difference with China. She was also afraid that the child would not be able to take it, so she could only forget it and live her life like this.


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