Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Tong Siyao saw the boarding pass on the bedside table. She took it and looked at it-it was already two O 'clock when she got off the plane, so she would need to wait at least three O' clock to get here.


  In other words, he had only slept for three hours?


  "Why don't you go home? Is it comfortable to sit here?" She asked in exasperation.


  "Of course I feel comfortable with you by my side," Sheng Yiting smiled. I haven't returned home. It's too quiet at home, so I might as well stay with you."


  Tong Siyao glared at him, " "Sleep on the sofa over there!"


  Tong Siyao gritted her teeth.  then you lie down!   She wanted to get out of bed after she finished speaking.


   you're up? " Sheng Yiting ran over to her and hugged her.  you're up already? "


  Sheng Yiting's heart skipped a beat. Then, he heard her say, " "Go to sleep!"


  Sheng Yiting hugged her and cried out, " "Wifey Yingluo"


This woman has a tough mouth but a soft heart