Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Have you eaten?" asked Tong Siyao.


  "Ah?" Sheng Yiting came back to his senses.  no, Qianqian. 


  Tong Siyao picked up a dumpling, dipped it in the vinegar, and brought it to his mouth.


  Sheng Yiting's face was full of fear. He ate the food in fear and asked nervously, " "Is this the last dinner?"


  Tong Siyao furrowed her brows and asked unhappily, " "Am I that bad? You think of me like this!"


  "Yingluo didn't. I thought you would be angry."


  "Why should I be angry? If you get angry, you'll fall into the trap!" Tong Siyao gave him another pair of chopsticks.  eat it yourself. 


  Sheng Yiting took the chopsticks and picked up the newspaper.


  Tong Siyao said while eating,"I've seen all the reposts on the internet, but none of them are from the media under Huan mo group." Although some of them have a good relationship with Huan mo, they also have a good relationship with the Yu and Lu families."


  Sheng Yiting raised his head and looked at her in surprise.


Who asked you to scare me every day?