Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng Yiting looked at him pitifully.  Siyao had agreed, but I don't have a ring on me. 


  Gong mo looked at him in disbelief. After a long time, he shouted, " "Don't say you're my son! Your dad was so good at picking up girls back then, why are you so stupid! You can't do anything without the ring? If it was your dad, he would definitely pull a strand of hair from his head and wrap it around my finger, then say, Tie your hair as husband and wife."


  Sheng nanxuan smiled and nodded.  my wife knows me best.   


  Sheng shuangxue covered her eyes and thought,"Oh my God, the dog abuse mode is on again!"


   what?!  Sheng Yiting was stunned.  that works too! 


  "What else?" Gong mo glared at him.“


  "But isn't the hair knot for two people?" Sheng Yiting said weakly.


  "That's why I said you're stupid!" Gong mo roared, " if she asks, you can pull another one out of her head! 


  "I'm sorry." Sheng Yiting said painfully, " I'm too stupid. I'm not worthy of being your son. 


I've learned so many skills to pick up girls for nothing