Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Maybe I wanted to marry you in my previous life but you didn't agree, so I'm taking revenge in this life."


  "Nonsense!" Sheng Yiting said sternly, " you're such a good person. Why would I not agree? "


  "Maybe you were blind in your past life?"


  "Wuwuwuwu, what you said makes sense. I'm actually speechless!"


  After a while, Sheng Yiting heard Yao LAN walking around the dining room. He said to Tong Siyao, " "Mom's done cooking. I won't chat anymore."


  "Don't shout!" Tong Siyao lowered her voice.


  Sheng Yiting hung up the phone and turned around to see Tong annian glaring at him with a Car model in his arms.


  He was shocked, but then he was overjoyed. He squatted down and smiled.  "Niannian, do you have something to say to daddy?"


  Tong annian looked at him with deep hatred. Suddenly, he reached out and snatched the phone from his hand, shouting, " "This is grandma's!" Then, she ran to the kitchen.


Father and son meet again (4)